I've always felt that having a sense of humor is one of the requisites for a housing management career. While compliance is a very serious topic, there are times when you just can't help but laugh. This is no less true for those of us who go on the road to train NCHM programs.
This leads me to share with you a recent experience at a training program that is without parallel in the 22 years I've been leading seminars. In my most recent seminar, a Fair Housing training in Kapaa, Hawaii, I got "heckled" by a rooster.
It's okay. You can go ahead and read that again. Yes, I got "heckled" by a rooster.
The property where I was conducting the training was home to 22 roosters, hens and hatchlings according to a memo to residents there that was issued by management. As a city boy, I was under the mistaken impression that roosters crowed at sunrise. Boy, was I wrong! These roosters crowed constantly.
NCHM trainers quickly learn to expect the unexpected. So, I made the very vocal roosters part of the presentation:
Me: "Sexual harassment is covered in the Fair Housing Act as part of sexual discrimination."
(Rooster crows)
Me (to Rooster): "Really, it's true! It's right here in the regulations. You and I can agree to disagree, but the documentation is pretty clear."
In retrospect, I regret I didn't also mention to the rooster that chasing hens all over the place was a form of stalking. On the other hand, the rooster didn't pay for the course.

